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kids
Please send me your best jokes
to add to this page!
How do you do that? Look at the blue column on the right to find
out.
Now read on... and get
ready to laugh!!!
from Emily, age 10, Australia
Patient: Doctor Doctor I have 30 seconds to live
Doctor: Just give me a minute
Patient: Doctor Doctor I'm garbage
Doctor: Don't talk such rubbish
from Renata, age 7, USA
person 1: I see your but crack
person 2: AAAAA! i'll go to the store and buy a new one.
from Ronan, age 9, Hong Kong
Q:What is a fast food's favourite coulor?
A:Burple.
Q:What do you call a chicken at the northpole?
A:Goosehumps.
Q:Why did a tombstone cross the road?
A:Because the chicken got run down by a car.
Q:What is a clock's favourite herb?
A:Thyme.
Q:Why did the trash can flunk out ?
A:Beacause his report card was rubbish.
from Akira, age 8, England
Q: What room do ghosts not go in.
A: The living room.
from Olivia, age 6, New Zealand
Q. What do you call a donkey with three legs
A . A wonky !
from Liam, age 8, Scotland
Q: Where do sick bees go?
A: The waspatal
from Meghan, age 11, USA
Q: What's a math teacher's favorite kind of tree?
A: A geome-TREE!
from Sabine, age 13, England
Q: What did the water say to the boat?
A: Nothing. It just waved!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because it didn't have the guts!
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
A: Close the door, I'm dressing!
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of an airplane?
A: ME!!!!!
Q: What is brown and sticky?
A: A stick!
Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A: At the bp station
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagles!
Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the
court room?
A: Odor in the court!
 Wow!...what
a lot of jokes, Sabine!
from Trey, age 12, Colorado USA
"So a skeleton walks into a bar and said I'd like
a beer and a mop"
from Supriya, Bhanupriya, age 13, India
Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rupees.2000/-, is
it o.k?
Worker : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
how much is DRIVING salary...?
from Natisha, age 10, South Africa
Q :There were 2 fathers and 2 sons , so they went hunting
the each caught 1 buck. How many bucks did they catch altogether?
A : 3 because there were 2 fathers (2 men) and 2 sons(2
boys) so I was your father & you were my son and someone was my father
and I was their son!
Do you get it?
Ten jokes from Amer
Javed, age 10, Qatar
Joke - 1
Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow !!!!
Joke - 2
Teacher: James, where is your homework !!!!
James: I ate it.
Teacher: Why?
James: You said it was a piece of cake !!!!!
Joke - 3
Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting ?
Pupil: I used his pen !!!
Joke - 4
What’s the difference between a teacher and a steam train ?
The first goes “Spit out that chewing gum immediately!” and
the second goes “chew chew” !!!!
Joke - 5
Doctor, doctor, everyone says I’m invisible.
Who said that ?
Joke - 6
What day do fish hate?
Fry-day.
Joke - 7
What do call a bear with no ears ?
B !!!
Joke - 8
Where do cows go on Saturday nights ?
To the MOOO-vies !!!!
Joke - 9
What is the strongest animal ?
A snail. He carries his house on his back !!!!
Joke - 10
Why is a tomato round and red ?
Because if it was long and green it would be a cucumber !!!!!
from Aoife, age 10, Ireland
Q: what's a 4 letter word for a hungry horse
A: mtgg
(gg means horse, Aiofe adds in case you didn't get it!)
from Anthony, age 8, Australia
Q: How do you get a bunch of Pikachus onto a bus?
A: Pok 'em on!
Q: What did the carpet say to the floor?
A: I've got you covered!
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9 (7 ate 9)!
from Lorraine, age 6, Seychelles
Q WHAT DO CALL A TIGER WITH NO LEGS?
A ATOKY
Q WHY DID THE CLOTH SNEZ
A BECOUSE OF THE BOTTLE
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