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Hey kids Please send me your best jokes
to add to this page! Now read on... and get ready to laugh!!!
from Jacky, age 10, Malta Q: What did the telephone
say to the other? Q: What did the peanut say
to the elephant? Q: Mrs.Pink livse in the pink
house, Mrs.Blue lives in the blue house and Mrs.Brown lives in the brown
house. Who live in the white house? Person 1: While I was hanging
your knickers, I notice it had 3 holes.
from Natisha, age 10, South Africa There was a Chinese man, an American man and a South African. They all were at Eygpt and were friends. First the Chinese man stayed in one of the hotels, the others stayed in different ones. While the Chinese man was sleeping he heard a voice saying, "I'm the ghost with a red eye", so he ran away. Then the American stayed in the hotel, he heard the same, and ran away, then the South African stayed there and the ghost said, "I'm the ghost with a red eye", so the South African said, "go away or else you'll be the ghost with a blue eye!!!!!!!!!" and the ghost ran away!!!!!!!!!
Q :There were 2 fathers and 2 sons , so they
went hunting the each caught 1 buck. How many bucks did they catch altogether?
from Amer, age 10, Doha, Qatar A cowboy goes into a Hotel
on Friday. He stays there two nights and leaves on Friday. How is this
possible?
from Emily, age 9, England Q: why do giraffes have long necks?
from Madeline, age 10, Tasmania (Australia) Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant
with a fish? Q: Why do elephants live in the jungle? Q: Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I
do about it?
from Ivan, age 11, Bulgaria Q: Do you know why the gum cross the road
from Rebecca, age 12, UK
Q. Is this a second hand shop?
from Indiana, age 9, USA Q: What do you call a fish with two knees?
from Lois, age 13, UK Q: what did one traffic light say to the other?
from Maddie, age 11, Wales Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
from Shara, age 5, Uganda Q: What did the ground say
to the earthquake?
from Shrey, age 6, UK Q. why did the banana go under
the squash van? Knock-Knock Q: what is winnie the pooh's proper name?
from Niall, age 11, Canada Q: What's a penguins fave ice cream?
from Ronan, age 9, Hong Kong Teacher: Alvin,use the words: defence, detail
and defeat in one sentence.
from Aoife, age 10, Ireland Q.what goes black white bump black white bump
from Lenise, age 12, Malta
from Portia, age 9, UK (who supports Chelsea Football Club, she says) Q. What does the enverlope say to the stamp?
from Ben, age 12, UK A man walks into a bar... OUCH!
from Mimi, age 9, UK Q: What do you call a pig that flies?
from Callum, age 12, UK Q: Why did the boy throw his watch out of
the history class?
Bernard, age 11, UK Q. What is James Bond's Aqua Hideout called?
From Tanzim, age 9, England Would you blame some one for what they have
not done?
from Will, aged 6, USA Q. How did the skunk phone his mother? Q.What do cats put in soft drink?
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Does that mean South African men aren't scared of ghosts?
