Why did the bannana go to the hospital?
Because it wasn't peeling very well

Where do cows go on a night out?
Too the mooovies

What did the balloon say to the bin?
Hi buster

What did the carpet say to the floor?
Ive got you covered

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
Your to old to smoke

What wobbles when it flies?
A jellycopter

Whats yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
A bannana disguised as a cucumber

Knock knock jokes
Knock knock Whos there
Lettuce
Lettuce who
Lettuce in why dont you

Knock knock Whos there
Boo Boo hoo
Dont cry its only a joke

Knock knock Whos there
Atch who
Nasty cold you've got there

Knock knock Whos there
Olive
Olive who Olive across the road