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Four jokes from Marisol and Edgar (ages 11 and 10), Mexico

Q. What did the cow say when the music on the radio was over?
A. Such good moosic!

A kid comes home after school and says, "Mom! Mom! They're only saying at the school that I'm the most foolish kid ever."
Lady: "Kid, your home is straight cross the street."

Another kid comes home after school and says to his mother, "Mom! Mom! They're only saying at the school that I'm an alien!"
Mom: "Don't worry Albert. We'll see about that tomorrow. And now it´s time for you to go to bed and close your three little eyes."

Yet another kid comes home after school and says, "Mom, Mom! They're only saying at the school that I'm invisible!"
Mom: "Sonny, where are you?"

Ellie (12) UK

Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Banana,
Banana who?
Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Banana,
Banana who?
Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad that it wasn't Banana.

Megan (age 12), USA

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Impatient cow
Impatient cow wh....... MOO!
He was too impatient to wait for you!

Kira (age 10), USA

Q: Why did the penguin cross the road to the park?
A: To get to the other slide!!!

Bill (age 10), USA

A guy and a giraffe walk into a bar. The guy sits down and they both take a few drinks. The giraffe falls over. Then the guy gets up and starts to walk out. The bartender says, "Stop! Are you gonna leave that lyin' there?" The guy says, "That's not a lion. That's a giraffe".

Kya (age 12), USA

Q. What has three feet and no toes?????
A. A yard stick!!

Lewis (age 8), UK

A person says,'Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
then someone else says, 'why did you say that?'
then the first person says, 'my shoes hurt!'
then the other says, 'you've got them on the wrong feet!'
then the first goes, 'what other feet have i got?'
the other person rolls his eyes.

Isabelle (age 7), ?UK

Q. What did the policeman say to his stomach?
A. You're under a vest!

Charlotte (age 10), UK

Q. How do you start a teddy bear race?
A. Say ready, teddy, go!

Q. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A. You're too young to smoke!

Gemma (age 12), UK

Q. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with grass?
A. A grasshopper!

Ruth (age 7), UK

Will you remember me in a year's time?
Will you remember me in a hour's time?
Will you remember me in a minute's time?
Will you remember me in a second's time?
..............
Knock knock!
Who's there?

You've forgotten me already!

Frankie and Danielle (age 12), Lanzarote, Spain

Q. What did the big telephone say to the little telephone?
A. You're too young to be engaged!

Joe (age 7), UK, has sent me two jokes:

Q. How do you make a bandstand ?
A. Take all the chairs away.

Q. How do you stop a rhino from charging ?
A. Take away it's credit card.

Amber (age 11), UK, has sent me three jokes:

Q. What did Fred Flintstone shout when he had a cold?
A. Yabba dabba Atishooooo!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the letter box and you'll see!

Q. What do you give a pig with a sore bottom?
A. Oinkment!

Rachel (age 9), UK, has sent me two jokes:

Q. What do you call a pair of robbers?
A. A pair of knickers.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To see his flat mate.

Andrew (age 9) and Sara Beth (age 6), USA

Q. What animal is enlisted in the military?
A. The armydillo.

Caroline (age 8), USA

Q. What do you get when you cross a skunk & a bear?
A. Whinny the Pew.

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