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Hey kids Updated December 2019 
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Now read on... and get ready to laugh!!! from Lily, age 9, USA Q What do you call a dinosaur who crashed his car? A.Tyrannosaurus wreck. from John, age 9, USA Q Why did the cabbage smell like baloney? Because it was stinky. from Scorpion, age 13, India Q. : If you were an orange what would you be?
from Lina, age 10, Canada Q. what does a nosy pepper do? Q. why is the fan so talented? Thank you tiki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! from Oliver, age 13, England (UK) So I went to the binocular shop and I tell you what, they saw me comin’! So this guy said to me, he said “Do you want to have a look at our stretchers?” and I said “No tanks, I don’t want to get carried away!” from Yashika, age 11, U.S.A Q. Pretend you are a bus driver Answer. You are ! from Elyssa, age 11, Singapore Q.How do you put an elephant inside the fridge? from Leah, age 9, Ireland Why did the hedgehog cross the road????????????????? Knock knock from Sofia, age 12, USA Can February March? from Itza, age 7, USA Q: What do you call
a bear with no teeth? from Elizabeth, age 10, England Q: What do you call a fake noodle? from Molly, age 8, UK knock knock
who’s there?
interrupting sheep
interrupt...
baaaaa!!
customer: waiter waiter, there's a fly in
my soup! customer: what's this fly doing in my soup?!
waiter: i think its learning to swim, mam. There was a dog,
floppy ears...
... long pause
from John, age 11, USA Q: Why do dogs fart? A: If they don't they'll explode! from Aeryn, age 7, USA Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 8 9! Ruby, age 10, UK, has sent so
many jokes that I've made a separate page for
them all. from Samarth, age 7, USA there once was a man who said "i need a curtain for my computer". the shop keeper said "why for your computer?" the man said "because my computer has windows". from Alexandra, age 10, England Q. What did the elevator say to the other elevator? A. I think im coming down with something! from Shruthi, age 6, USA there was a teacher and a boy the teacher asked the boy to name the four seasons. Salt peeper sugar and spice replied the boy from Dan, age 10, Philippines Q:
What did the organic tomato said to the GE
tomato? from Jessica, age 11, England Q: What did the left eye say to the right
eye? from Lenny, age 12, Philippines.
Joke 2: Joke 3: Joke 4: Joke 5: Joke 6: from Tadiwanashe, age 12, South Africa The pin : I have a pain Q:
What is the laziest mountain in the whole world? The
mother says ''i'm in labour'' from Reana, age 9, UK Servent: Sir I want to quit
the job because you dont trust me! from Ella, age 8, New Zealand Will you know me in a second? Knock, knock from Derek, age 11, Scotland You are so stupid you sit on the TV and watch the couch
from Lucas, age 12, UK JOKE1 from Jasmin, age 9, UK Q: why do
witches wear name tags? from Shayan, age 8, Bangladesh I
am a puppet from shareenaz, age 9, Malaysia Q. why did the banana went
to the doctor from Johnathon, age 7, Australia Q:why
did the golfer where 2 pair of underpants Johnathon
adds, "it mite not be good enough but iam happy to
sent it to you". from Hillary, age 9, Japan from Tom, age 15, Australia Wat iz a spelling bee? Not me. from Maia, age 11, UK A
Polar Bear walked into a pub and said “I
would like a .............” and the bar man said "why the bigs
paws"!!! Hahaha!!! from Annika, age 8, Canada Q: What is the opposite
of a triceratops ? from Daniel, age 10, Honduras Q: What do you call a female bug? from Sebastian, age 9, U.S.A Ron:
Would you yell at me for something I didn’t
do? from Laura, age 10, New Zealand once there where three boys poo,manners and
shut up they where riding from Mish-al, age 9, Maldives Q. Why did the bubble gum cross the road? Q. Why did the vampire cross the road? Q.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the
road? Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the jungle? from Thalya, age 12, Canada Q;
What’s black and white and red all
over from Sumayya, age9, India
from Elly, age 10, New Zealand from Samantha, age 10, Scotland A man went to the doctors and said doctor
doctor I have a strawberry on my head Q:Why
didn’t the skeleton go to the
party? Q: Why did the pig cross the road? from Brenda, age 11, U.S.A. me: what is a teddy
bear, Is a teddy bear ,BUT its not a teddy bear?
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